Wednesday, May 20, 2015

Pearls Before Swine is one of my favorite comic strips. While I normally read it for the daily laugh, today's strip did the immense public service of reminding me how silly our government can be:
He's right--the guide is real. The guide, which was published in August of 2014 on the USDA's blog, includes fire safety tips and also suggests that a person healthy up a s'more with a piece of
 grilled pineapple in lieu of chocolate
.
Now, let’s get to the marshmallow basics. Use a roasting stick of at least 30 inches in length. The degree a marshmallow is roasted runs the gamut, from the barely cooked, light caramel-colored outer layer to the flaming marshmallow that contains a gooey interior wrapped by a crispy, blackened shell. From there, most people graduate to s’mores and rarely move on
STORY + VIDEO

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