Trump Acceptance Resistance DisorderTrump Acceptance Resistance Disorder was directly caused by the election of Donald Trump as President of the United States of America.Signs and Symptoms:Trump, Acceptance, Resistance, Disorder, or T.A.R.D. is a pattern of pathologically dissociative and psychotic behavior, first observed in the late hours of November eighth, 2016, and increasing in severity with passing time. Sufferers of Trump Acceptance Resistance Disorder, often exhibit pronounced cognitive dissonance, uncontrollable crying, suicidal ideation, and sorrow.Characterized by a persistent unwillingness to accept that Donald Trump is going to Make America Great Again. Individual sufferers often display signs of paranoia and delusion; in acute cases psychotic episodes have been observed. T.A.R.D. is different from being upset about the results of the 2016 presidential election.Symptoms: Telling others they are moving to Canada, Fixated on fantasies about the Electoral College, Protesting an election no credible source contests the outcome of, Exclamations that “Someone” should do “Something”, Acute change in demeanor from pompous and arrogant to fearful and combativeCauses and Mechanisms: Membership in the Democratic Party, Identifying as a Feminist Currently enrolled in college, and/or Possession of a Liberal Arts college degree, Living in a densely populated metropolitan area, Massive student debt, Spotty or non-existent work history and HipsterismTreatment:Recommended treatment, group rehabilitation therapy and behavioral therapy and exposure therapy. The patient must be repeatedly exposed to reality, and should wear a Make America Great Again hat as long as they are able to tolerate it.If the condition occurs more than once a week, it is called Recurring Emotional Trump Acceptance Resistance Disorder or R.E.T.A.R.D. Symptoms include disorientation, withdrawal and isolation. Recommended treatment individual therapy and antidepressants, particularly the selective serotonin reuptake inhibitors (SSRIs)If it becomes chronic it’s called Recurring Emotional Trump Acceptance Resistance Disorder Syndrome or R.E.T.A.R.D.S. Symptom include acute anxiety, sudden outburst of rage accompanied by violence, paranoid schizophrenia and bipolar disorder. Recommended treatment, immediate hospitalization in a suitable secure facility, intensive one on one therapy, Thorazine, Risperdal or other suitable antipsychotic medications.
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