GRASPING AT STRAWS.........Wait a minute, maybe straws and then shoot spitballs ? ?

School arms teachers with mini baseball bats!

"Tiny little bitty bats. Did they go and collect these from the ground at a ball field? Do they have Bud Light printed on the other side? I mean, honestly I don't think we have to ridicule this that hard for people to realize how asinine this is." —Dana Loesch
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School Shooters 'Will Be Stoned': Pa. School District Plans To Arm Students With Rocks

A school district in rural Pennsylvania is arming students with rocks to defend themselves from a school shooter.