SAD BUT TRUE....!!

Santa called to say Christmas was canceled this year. It turns out that in 2020 his shop was looted, his sleigh was set on fire, and he suffered injuries from being beat up by antifa and others on the naughty list. To top things off Rudolph and two other reindeer contracted the Coronavirus and the governor closed the shop because the elves were not properly distancing. Unfortunately this may be the end of many more Christmases. Santa is doubtful his business will ever recover. However, there still may be some hope. There is word that the new Administration is already working with China to come up with a more socialist version of Christmas. Both naughty and nice children will equally share the same 5 types of toys. This is in thanks to the new "Tax the Rich" Bill being passed in two months. The Bill is designed to provide five toys to every child who has been vaccinated. Santa sends his love and appreciation that Christmas has lasted this long.