Colorado Legislators Criminalize Christmas Gifts in the Name of Gun-ControlMichael Schaus | Dec 27, 2013 Coloradoans, apparently, like their guns.
“Dozens of criminals would be walking around with a gun right now if not for the new law ,” said Rep. Rhonda Fields, a Colorado legislator with no apparent capacity to digest the meaning of the word “criminal”. Because, ya know, dozens of criminals tried to purchase a firearm from drug dealers, gun runners, and fellow gang members – only to find out that they were unable to pass the required background check. “Oh well,” they said to themselves when their fellow criminal reported the unfortunate denial from the Colorado Bureau of Investigation. “I guess I’ll just go back to being an unarmed, and passive, member of society.”