Native American Council Offers Amnesty

to 240 Million Undocumented Whites

The Native American National Council will offer amnesty to the

estimated 240 million illegal white immigrants living in

the United States.

At a meeting on Friday in Taos, New Mexico, Native American

leaders weighed a handful of proposals

about the future of the United

State’s large, illegal European population.

After a long debate, NANC decided

to extend a road to citizenship for those

without criminal records or contagious diseases.

“We will give Europeans the option to apply for Native Citizenship,”

explained explained Chief Sauti of the Nez Perce tribe.

“To obtain legal status, each applicant must

write a heartfelt apology for their ancestors’ crimes, pay an

application fee of $5,000, and, if currently

on any ancestral Native land, they must relinquish

that land to NANC or pay the market price, which we decide.