Wednesday, July 29, 2015

GUTS OR BALLS....Just explaining the difference

There is a medical distinction between “Guts” and “Balls”. We've heard colleagues referring to people with “Guts”, or with “Balls”.
Do they, however, know the difference between them?
Here’s the official distinction; straight from the British Medical Journal: Volume 323; page 295.
GUTS - Is arriving home late, after a night out with the lads, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the “Guts” to ask: “Are you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?”
BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the ladies, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the bum and having the “Balls” to say 'You're next, Chubby.'
I trust this clears up any confusion.
Medically speaking, there is no difference in outcome; both are fatal.

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