Wednesday, December 16, 2015

I wonder if the picture of her was the exact time the can exploded..........

Cookie Dough Can Explodes In Woman’s Vagina · 1 hour ago

Greenville, N.C.- An incident coming out of Greenville, North Carolina is just one example of what some people will do aroudnd the holidays when they are short on cash. A 34 year old mother of 3 is now under arrest after a shoplifting incident turned tragic. Witnesses say Shatuanee Greene entered the Walmart on Sunday with her three children ages 5,7, and 8 when she grabbed a can of pre-made cookie dough. CCTV footage shows the young mother take the can to the toy aisle as her children crowded around her. Greene then lifted up her skirt and made the can of dough "disappear".

When Greene was approached by security, she told her children to go find their aunt in the front of the store. "I told her to hand over the cookie dough," said Timothy Reiner, a security guard for Walmart. "Thats when she turned around to run and I grabbed her by the arm. She put up a good fight, and thats when I tackled her to the floor. Then I heard a loud pop and the lady started screaming. Gooey cookie dough was running down her leg. All hot and was so damn gross."

According to eyewitnesses, the EMT that treated Greene on the sceene said the Pillsbury cookie dough can exploded in Greenes vagina during the fall causing her extreme pain. They removed the contents at the scene. The woman was treated then released into the custody of Greenville police. While stabilizing Greene they also found candy sprinkles and a number 6 birthday candle wedged into the womans vaginal cavity. Greene did not suffer any serious injuries and is being held on $2000 bond.

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