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Whacko Liberal Wants A Government Penis Confiscation     December 19, 2014.

I think I may have found the craziest gun control rant ever. I know I’ve said this before, but you really need to check this out. What makes this piece utterly insane is not that the author wants the government to seize control of all private firearms, but rather that men should be forced to surrender their penises. Oh, and this was written by a man, kind of.

Appearing on the San Diego Free Press, Penis Control Before Gun Control actually starts out in favor of private gun ownership rights. It’s not as wholesome as you would think because author Will Falk believes people need guns to fight off the racist police, the Indian killing government, and most of all: men, who are all potential rapists.
After a seemingly endless rant about how the system does nothing but kill black people, rape women, and commit genocide against indigenous people, Falk finally gets to his proposal of de-wanging all American men:

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I propose, then, in the interests of fairness that before we take guns away from women, men should give up their penises....................

Then again, liberals don’t respect the 2A very much so maybe we shouldn’t get too comfortable with the other amendments. I fight for my gun rights and I will fight for my dong rights as well. I say this to all the leftist dick-grabbers:

You can have my penis when you pry it from my cold dead hand!
Wait, that didn’t come out right. Aw, who am I kidding? That’s exactly what I meant to say.
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